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Deviant for 8 Years
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he didn't have your face
but it was you,
oh god, was it you.
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Ronceverte :iconjoufancyhuh:joufancyhuh 12 2 Space-Themed Doors :iconjoufancyhuh:joufancyhuh 5 4
Good Enough
Good enough comes in a
6 foot 2 inch pretty boy
with freckles and enough Daddy issues
for ten seasons
(don't we all)
Good enough wears leather jackets
and listens to Blue Oyster Cult
in a 60s era black classic car
Good enough helps tune out
the voices and emotions
my life might be causing me
(side effects may be)
Good enough cocoons,
outside world be damned,
plans are cancelled once again
Good enough loves someone else,
another boy with dark hair
and blue eyes, kinda like me
Good enough cuts in between
commercial breaks
just in time to cut me out
(is life on the couch actually living)
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Twenty five feels a lot
like twenty four,
though with more righteous
That may speak
for the times
Twenty five feels a lot
like I'm wasting
Where have the years gone?
Was the last time
I was in love
really six year ago?
Twenty five feels a lot
like unwanted
phone calls.
My mother keeps
asking for
Who am I dating?
Does she care
that I don't believe
in a failed marriage>
Twenty five feels a lot
like drowning.
All the promises
of tomorrow
have led to a
heavier waistline.
Is it tomorrow
Twenty five feels a lot
like goodbye.
So long to
it's time
to get
your life
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This Land Is MY Land
Keep your breaths to yourself,
hushed condensation as you invade my mind again.
I am not your property anymore.
Your staked flag will burn away with my last name,
the deed for my body signed to me.
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Life In Boxes
I have to narrow my life down to ten boxes.
It's surprising how attached you get
to something as simple as a mug you stole from Dennys
or the fork from a college you would've gone to,
had you the money or the grades.
It's like a self portrait out of tupperware,
finding your face in a pile of blankets
or a book you could've loved,
had you the time to read.
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Anywhere But Here
My heart is set on anywhere but Baltimore.
Brochures and magazine ads advertise anywhere.
Anywhere was offered to me as a quiet lake town
in Wisconsin, but I require tall buildings in my anywhere.
An anywhere that doesn’t feel like a pothole I just
can’t climb out of. An anywhere that doesn’t reek
of Old Bay and crabs, permeating the skin of every person
I meet. Anywhere has the voice of my friend,
calling me on the phone at four am and begging for me to come visit.
Anywhere could be with her in Utah, but it shouldn’t be
a small town. Suburbs if I want it anywhere.
A city and sunflower type of anywhere.
Firefly covered summer nights anywhere.
Anywhere was supposed to be Kansas City.
I’m thinking New York City anywhere.
I don’t want to meet anyone I know anywhere.
Anywhere can leave the United States, I’m not attached.
Anywhere that speaks in languages I can’t comprehend,
food in names I can’t pronounce.
Perpetual autumn anywhere. I
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My father called me crazy until he was right.
Why can’t I ever answer questions about myself with certainty?
Pull out your hair until a catharsis hits you with subtlety,
a bald spot or mountains of hair around your bed.
I keep a list of excuses for my behavior in washed pants pockets,
the names of loved one I lost etched into the back of my neck,
how are you doing and I’m sorry my mood swings got in the way again.
You can equate your illnesses onto a horoscope sign,
but there isn’t a daily regime of treatment for being a Scorpio
(not that there is one for Borderline Personality Disorder either).
And the thing about us,
whichever categories you want to throw me into,
is that we hurt our friends because we’re hurt ourselves.
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How Many of You Are Active and Why Do You Watch Me? (Taken from LadyLincoln

4 deviants said As always, I appreciate every watch, favorite and comment of support I receive. :heart:
2 deviants said I have amassed several watchers, but don't frequently hear from a great many of you.
1 deviant said Leave a comment and say hello!
1 deviant said How did you discover me and what keeps you interested?
No deviants said Or, send a note if you prefer to chat, so I can get to know you better!


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Magical Transformation Tattoo~ by Qinni Navigator - Mass Effect Andromeda Wallpaper 4K by RedLineR91 sailor moon - viva forever by chirart
Shooting Stars. by ocean-whispers Eternal by Mezamero Serenity by fuwaffy
Commander Shepard by tomasoverbai Mass Effect - Uncharted Worlds by Saph-y star wars - notes in constellations by shorelle
Alta1 by AleckJo Night by GaudiBuendia

About This Feature:
I wanted to honor Mass Effect but I already did a ME feature. So have some sky, some stars, some Commander Shepard, some Queen Serenity, some Sailor Scouts, some Anidala (my new OTP though I still can't stand the movies). 

Life Updates:
My stalker apparently didn't go away. He's just fucking missing. I don't know how to feel about that. 
I want to start writing memoirs. I have so much random shit to write about.
So I have been reading The Lie That Tells A Truth by John Dufresne and he has prompts and I'm going to start posting them in these journals. You can keep them to yourself or write them out in the comments. 
So I am not Jewish, but my friend invited me to Purim, and I went as Dean Winchester. I had to cut the wig myself. I'm pretty proud of it. I drew freckles on cause I'm a doll. 
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Don't judge this next one so harshly cause I was already drunk and had taken my wig off only to put it back on again. 
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UMBC, not my college, is having a Comic Con in May and my friend and I were thinking about going as Smallville Clark Kent and Bizarro.
Speaking of Comic Cons, I just need to sew my Kitty Pryde costume at this point. I should be finished soon! I did a test run of it, but without the yellow, I was a very odd ninja with a red belt. 

Weekly Prompt: 
Genealogy: You can count on this. Your family is full of stories. With your parents' help or your grandparents' or a professional genealogist, make up a family tree. And then find out everything you can about each of the people there. And then, with that information to go on, imagine the rest. Write an anthology of family stories. Call it the "Miami River Stories" or whatever. Write about your Cousin Billy, who-oh, that's right, we're waiting for Billy to pass on. Write about your Uncle Gino (but change his name), who left home at sixteen, became a cowboy out West for a while, and the next time you saw him he was on TV holding his baby hostage with a pistol aimed at her head. This after his wife left him. Write about your Aunt Randeane, who smuggled rum from Barbados to Key Biscayne in the twenties; your cousin Weezie, who went to LA in the fifties to make her fame and fortune in the movies, married a page at NBC who left her and went on to become a well-known TV star. Talk about your family and find ut who were the relatives they admired or despised. Dig through photograph albums, family Bibles, whatever you can find. -John Dufresne. 

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About Feature of 11: 
11 is a number that follows me around. I decided to use it as a feature number when I realized too many features in one article were too many, and any less was not enough. Thus, Feature of 11 was born. The topics tend to be random. I do take suggestions of deviations and topics, so feel free to send me a note. 

Previous Features of 11:
a Feature of 11: Mass EffectFeature:

Jane Shepard by spicyroll
About This Feature:
It's March tomorrow, and that means Andromeda comes out!!! I got into Mass Effect less than a year ago, but it has wholly consumed my life. I have a tattoo, many posters, some clothes, write fanfiction, and have even attempted fanart for this series. Also, can you tell who bae is? What can I say, he grew on me. I had originally wanted to romance Tali, but Tali was for men only so I settled on Kaidan.
Life Updates:
I got a new laptop! That guy from my work really came through.
So it's official. I lost everything from the last computer. I'm trying not to be upset, but all those photos, just when I was submitting to lit mags. All those dog photos.
If my best friend comes through, I thin
a Feature of 11: NSFWFeature:

Motherland Chronicles #52 - The Death of Eurydice by zemotion
About This Feature:
I like what I call "tasteful nudes". 
Life Updates:
Pink hair don't care still continues. 
So New Orleans is not happening. But a week of uninterrupted Mass Effect Andromeda is, which is fine.
I'm hoping to go to Philly Con in April with my best friend and her little brother. I'm trying to convince about doing a group costume but time is constrained at this point. 
I have a stalker at my work and because it's at my work, I can't really do anything about it. My boss knows about it and her only advice was, "Be careful." I don't know what options are available to me.
I'm hoping this will be the month that I get my act together and also get healthy. We'll see. 
I've be
a Feature of 11: WomenFeature:

Phantasma: Jun Design by DjamilaKnopf
About This Feature:
I missed International Women's Day. Shame on me. I didn't even know about it until the day of. Someone left me a $20 cash tip on a $16.00 check and wrote Happy Women's Day on the receipt. That's how I found out. Other notes for women's day, recommended reading: Princesses Behaving Badly by Linda Rodriguez McRobbie. It's an amazing book on powerful women. It's wonderful and I expect movies on each women in that book. 
Life Updates: 
I made it five days without drinking soda, then crashed. Oops. I'm not giving up though.
My stalker might have finally went away. 
Can we talk about the new show, Legion? Cause ohmyfuckinggod, it's amazing and fantastic and I need moreee.

  • Listening to: Drake
  • Reading: The Lie That Tells A Truth
  • Watching: Smallville
  • Playing: Andromeda soon
  • Eating: Captain Crunch Berries


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Johanna Skrip
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I came. I saw. I took pictures. I write angsty poems about it later.

Being 25 is weird.

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no--ri Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2017
Thank you for the watch~!:happybounce: 
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TristanCody Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2017  Student Writer
Thank you for the favorite!
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Thank you for the favorite :)
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Thank you for :+fav:ing, dearheart. :heart:
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thanks for the llama :)
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