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Deviant for 9 Years
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Things I've Wanted To Tell You
I heard gunshots outside my window
twice this week.
I wonder how many more times
I'm going to hear it
and if it will ever be me
that the demons catch unguarded?
I plucked all the hairs that consists
of eyebrows. I feel middle-school-small
and what I really need is someone
to convince me I'm beautiful.
I'm keeping quiet
because I don't think I could
handle it if you
asked why.
I've been a little scared of my snake
since I watched him crush
the mouse in his coils,
rubbing his nose along the fur
of its limp body.
He does the same to me,
and I wonder if he's
trying to kill me
or thinks I'm already dead.
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The Things He Said About Sean Were Worse
Your voice follows me like a ghost,
the love I never wanted but
did everything to gain.
you're doing this wrong
why are you so stupid
you can't do anything right
like your mother
next time, don't tell anyone
just do it.
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I connect your
like astrology,
a constellation
  on your
ambered skin
to tell me
who you are,
honeyed skin
tasting of the sun,
on my tongue
 We worship
  with our
your movements
trailing stardust
 in the dark.
Copernicus didn't account
for your celestial body
  that shines
when there is no sun.
  The tenth planet
in which I am your moon
circling your nakedness
with the hunger of wolves.
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we have monsters in our heads,
my brother and I.
voices that tell us to kill ourselves,
that this world is better without us.
they all have your voice,
in case you were wondering
why I left.
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Assisted Suicide By World War 3
I keep
for a
  b   m
Charred bone
with chunks of muscle
still dangling
won't care
how much weight
you lost last week
or how much
is in your
savings account.
What matters
     when you're
          SO close
     to death?
Does anything?
I'm just going to lie on my bed
and write poetry until the cloud
erases me from existence.
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Marla Walker stopped at an ATM in the dead of night and withdrew all of her cash. Her younger brother, Nathan, followed her movement in the headlights from the passenger’s seat of her Honda Accord. His heart thrummed in his ears as he twisted his hands in his lap.
Marla shoveled money into her hoodie pockets and made her way back to the car. As she slid into the driver’s seat, she turned to him. “Are you sure you want to do this? There will be no going back.”
He pulled his hood over his head, leaning his forehead against the door frame. “Do I have a choice?”
She tossed him a pitying look, then shifted the car out of park. Nathan’s eyes blurred as the only town he knew passed them by in twisted shapes, the darkness calling out for them to go back. As they passed a set of cops sitting in a speed trap, he tilted his head in his sister’s direction. “Won’t they check your license plate and know?”
Marla smirked, pale green lig
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he didn't have your face
but it was you,
oh god, was it you.
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Good Enough
Good enough comes in a
6 foot 2 inch pretty boy
with freckles and enough Daddy issues
for ten seasons
(don't we all)
Good enough wears leather jackets
and listens to Blue Oyster Cult
in a 60s era black classic car
Good enough helps tune out
the voices and emotions
my life might be causing me
(side effects may be)
Good enough cocoons,
outside world be damned,
plans are cancelled once again
Good enough loves someone else,
another boy with dark hair
and blue eyes, kinda like me
Good enough cuts in between
commercial breaks
just in time to cut me out
(is life on the couch actually living)
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Twenty five feels a lot
like twenty four,
though with more righteous
That may speak
for the times
Twenty five feels a lot
like I'm wasting
Where have the years gone?
Was the last time
I was in love
really six year ago?
Twenty five feels a lot
like unwanted
phone calls.
My mother keeps
asking for
Who am I dating?
Does she care
that I don't believe
in a failed marriage>
Twenty five feels a lot
like drowning.
All the promises
of tomorrow
have led to a
heavier waistline.
Is it tomorrow
Twenty five feels a lot
like goodbye.
So long to
it's time
to get
your life
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This Land Is MY Land
Keep your breaths to yourself,
hushed condensation as you invade my mind again.
I am not your property anymore.
Your staked flag will burn away with my last name,
the deed for my body signed to me.
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Life In Boxes
I have to narrow my life down to ten boxes.
It's surprising how attached you get
to something as simple as a mug you stole from Dennys
or the fork from a college you would've gone to,
had you the money or the grades.
It's like a self portrait out of tupperware,
finding your face in a pile of blankets
or a book you could've loved,
had you the time to read.
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Anywhere But Here
My heart is set on anywhere but Baltimore.
Brochures and magazine ads advertise anywhere.
Anywhere was offered to me as a quiet lake town
in Wisconsin, but I require tall buildings in my anywhere.
An anywhere that doesn’t feel like a pothole I just
can’t climb out of. An anywhere that doesn’t reek
of Old Bay and crabs, permeating the skin of every person
I meet. Anywhere has the voice of my friend,
calling me on the phone at four am and begging for me to come visit.
Anywhere could be with her in Utah, but it shouldn’t be
a small town. Suburbs if I want it anywhere.
A city and sunflower type of anywhere.
Firefly covered summer nights anywhere.
Anywhere was supposed to be Kansas City.
I’m thinking New York City anywhere.
I don’t want to meet anyone I know anywhere.
Anywhere can leave the United States, I’m not attached.
Anywhere that speaks in languages I can’t comprehend,
food in names I can’t pronounce.
Perpetual autumn anywhere. I
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a Feature of 11: Red

Journal Entry: Mon May 1, 2017, 3:47 PM
EN-RU-US by Keltu Mini-Magnetic Red Dragon by FridgePoetProject Red Hair Woman by WomanInViolet1988
Little Red : Redemption by JerryCai shelter for lonely soul by accti Red-Nightwing by Operapink
Blood Moon Diana by Xelandra

Mature Content

passion by MartaSyrko
Darth Vader by Dylan-Kowalski
020-021-023 by crossfading The bed of my bones by fdasuarez

About this Feature:
I got nothing. Colors are nice. Eventually I'll do every color.

Life Updates:
I got a snake!!! His name is Reyes. He's a corn snake and fucking adorable and likes to cuddle and give kisses. I've been letting him chill out on my bed.
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I got a Kaidan Alenko jacket and it is perfection. I also have a Reyes Vidal shirt coming in. My online shopping has gotten out of hand.
MEBB has officially started!
Sean and I decided on Endor Luke/Leia. That gives us two different costumes for 3 days. I was also thinking for future costume ideas, we could do Zuko and Azula or Sokka and Katara from ATLA. I want to do June on my own cause Jennifer Hale.

DA News:
I got honorable mention in LadyLincoln's Language of Love contest! Not bad for someone who hasn't entered a contest on here since 2010.
She also featured me in here.  

About Feature of 11: 
11 is a number that follows me around. I decided to use it as a feature number when I realized too many features in one article were too many, and any less was not enough. Thus, Feature of 11 was born. The topics tend to be random. I do take suggestions of deviations and topics, so feel free to send me a note. 

  • Listening to: Empire Soundtrack
  • Reading: The Lie That Tells A Truth
  • Playing: with my snake
  • Drinking: Brisk


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Johanna Skrip
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
I came. I saw. I took pictures. I write angsty poems about it later.

Being 25 is weird.

I make an awesome penpal.

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Lantret Featured By Owner May 23, 2017
Thank you for the +fav :happybounce:
assincr0n0 Featured By Owner May 6, 2017
Thank You !
ParadoxSketchbook Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Are you into being penpals?
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PatchworkLynx Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2017   Writer
thank you for the favorite, dear <3
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TheManWithTheHat666 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2017   General Artist
Thanks for the favs! means ALOT to me!! 
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